Beards and tattoos.
guys complain about girls making duckfaces while posting selfies where they’re biting their lip and squinting lookin like they’re tryna read something in size 3 font lmfao
people still thirst over evan peters even though he’s either 1) a killer 2) insane 3) useless or 4) is a fucking lobster man
mom: *knocks on door*
me: just a second don’t come i—
The potatoes have escaped