priceofliberty:

hellabiafra:

vegasmo:

Human: “HAHAHA Animals are so dumb!”

*goes to war with its own species, uses up all of its resources, destroys its own environment, pollutes its own air and water*

Animal: *licks its own asshole*

human: *licks someone else’s asshole and calls it sex*

g2gfast:

today my little brother (hes six) put a seashell to his ear and told me the ocean said im a nerd

(Source: milfhouse)

ohdaesusie:

guys complain about girls making duckfaces while posting selfies where they’re biting their lip and squinting lookin like they’re tryna read something in size 3 font lmfao

instagrandrna:

" leave food in microwave for 5 mins to cool before eating "

image

(Source: hairscrunchies)

neptunain:

people still thirst over evan peters even though he’s either 1) a killer 2) insane 3) useless or 4) is a fucking lobster man

tupacabra:

mom: *knocks on door*

me: just a second don’t come i—

mom: image

actionables:

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IT’S THEM AS BABIES

(Source: lolgifs.net)

(Source: gusfringg)

iraffiruse:

The potatoes have escaped

  • friend: *whispering* if you're stupid say "what"
  • me: what
  • friend: OH MAN
  • OH
  • OH DEAR FUCKING CHRIST
  • I GOT YOU SO GOOD, THAT WAS AWESOME
  • SWEET, SWEET DICKS IN MY MOUTH. I HAVE NEVER LAUGHED THIS HARD. EVER.
  • JESUS. JESUS HELP ME.

confidnet:

supersamurai91:

confidnet:

i wasted my last bagel my life is over

Just get some bread and cut out a circle

i have never been so offended in my entire life

(Source: ghostmalums)

latentfeminine:

cryok:

I WILL NEVER NOT REBLOG THIS CUTE ASS COMIC

this is so cheeky. So cheeky.

(Source: aloadofjibberjabber)