nosdrinker:

sickbanter:

humoristics:

vaginafor1000alex:

lovethyhippie:

faked the whole squad

faked the cameraman too

sikk tekkers bruv…

This is illegal in 63 galaxies

(Source: ForGIFs.com)

sexhaver:

juicyjacqulyn:

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

scientists could scour the arctic for decades and never find anything colder than this

(Source: baddaysequence)

(Source: lolfactory)

sadsk8r:

doctors: why are all your bones broken
me: totally gnarly kick flip
doctors: fucking savage bro

(Source: nicenewt)

(Source: gingerbbatch)

thegirl-inred:

toned-tanned-fit-andready:

v0nlaust:

caliiforniadreaming-xo:

gothicstan:

localised:

do you ever get the urge to get up in the middle of the night while everyone else is fast asleep and just walk places and to be completely alone and entirely dedicated to your thoughts

yes but the problem is i dont want to get murdered u feel me

i feel you 

we all feel you 

why are so many people touching me

This is why you don’t walk around in the middle of the night

thaibrator:

Going to school with a dress code

(Source: orangeskins)

itssexualhour:

one time i was at my friends house and she invited these senior guys over and one of them was really hot and we kinda flirted the entire night so i went into the kitchen to get some water and he followed me and i turn around and he just grabs me and pulls me into the pantry and we start like intensely making out and he was about to finger me and then my friends mom opened the pantry and was like “thats not the type of food i wanted” i’vE BEEN LAUGHING FOR 90 YEARS

leomanaids:

bitchcraftandwiggatry:

dirudo:

"I’m not rich"

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"But I have a big dick"

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"I don’t have a big dick"

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"But I am rich"

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"I’m rich"

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"And I have a big dick"

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olisupertramp:

this is seriously a realistic representation of a couple that has been together for a long time.

(Source: freezyqueen)

supermoclel:

ya i eat ass

(Source: holyspongeblog)

(Source: bettyfrancis)

spikespiegell:

do ya ever bring your pet up to a mirror and ur like “that you”