(Source: filmchrist)

relahvant:

when i make a joke to myself and no one’s around to hear it

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(Source: starstump)

(Source: flyonvogue)

rabioheab:

has anyone ever actually had a bully demand them for their lunch money ever in history or is that just a myth

officialundertaker:

illaminati:

mcporno:

there has never been a cool person called eugene

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nofaddano:

guy: psstt! look at me while you suck. i wanna see those eyes
girl: *looks up*
guy: image

how do fourteen year olds get pregnant, I can’t even get a high five from a guy

(Source: aiiimeeee)

tnabelcher:

If I cant bring the spoon to my face ILL BRING MY FACE TO THE SPOON

(Source: thepenjones)

rvya:

that’s it. that’s the whole show.

(Source: orangeskins)

amewesing:

This is so important

(Source: lizgillies)

cristinaya:

Shine bright like a washed nintendog image